So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
The air was thick with penises
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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