this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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