Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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