How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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