did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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