And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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