i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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