dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
if only i could text you this smell
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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