So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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