We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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