she smelled like a LAN party
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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