why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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