it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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