he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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