my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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