i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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