His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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