I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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