Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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