Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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