Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
did you just send me my own nude
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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