READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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