This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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