i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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