Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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