Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
