I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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