margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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