I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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