i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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