You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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