she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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