Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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