yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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