i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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