You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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