Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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