I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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