Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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