It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake