You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I feel like abortions should bother me more
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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