Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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