I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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