And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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