why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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