i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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