member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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