Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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