It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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