im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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