I can text with my tongue
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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