i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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