i just google imaged poop.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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