Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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