I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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