Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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